@jpgoldman.eth
Our colleagues over in the 'London Division' continue to demonstrate acceptable output, converting drizzle into deliverables with British-Business-Efficiency (BBE: GBP+0.4%).
Morale hovers at 0.2%, pork intake at 340%, and @merrimont has downgraded his concern from active to mildly observational.
Remember, output is the ONLY form of weather we control.
Yours in Leverage,
J.P. Goldman