Jordan

@jordansaping

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I’ll buy as much noice as you have, right now, at 0.0000873 Sell me all you want

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This is super cool, but the boost for having assets on coinbase is def sending some mixed signals. Native USDC yield and direct deposit moved to base, rendering coinbase debit kinda useless, and the new credit card wants to you store assets on Coinbase, not Base? Meanwhile all we really need is onchain cb debit card + PayPal pay by check feature and Base fullstack finance is viable I’m sure cb has a grand plan and will smooth out the wrinkles, but for now I’m confused about the direction

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Saquon Barkley is such a chad. Generational talent, good humble dude, badass portfolio, not a grifter, not woke, serial winner

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I'm really excited about @noiceapp and all of the experimentation it enables. Tap in to brainstorm doomscroll-to-earn with me!

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Is it possible to embed casts similarly to twitter publish?

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I want to be able to angrily throw USDC down on the table and storm out of a restaurant like in the movies. Until this is possible, job’s not finished. Who’s building this?

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So my PC motherboard failed, now I am faced w the harsh reality that I am completely and utterly useless without 2 screens + KBM. Upload me to the cloud

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Noice > DRB rotatooors are ngmi

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Would be nice if we had official cross-poster bot accounts for people like Trump, Elon, politicians & celebs so we can react to news in real time together and the conversation is less fragmented from people QT porting the link here idk

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*rewatching interstellar* Is this cleverly-veiled green new deal gorillion dollar deficit statism propaganda, or is this an against the grain celebration of traditional family values and duty that’s rarely seen in modern hollywood? - I ask myself, bawling the entire time

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The USPS is a grossly unprofitable federally-funded spam courier. @noiceapp fixes this. IYKYK

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Pacis are like cigs for babies

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Just watched the black mirror common people episode and kinda shocked at how bad this show fell off Frontier tech distopia show branches into marxist satire?? If you’re gonna be wrong at least be coherently wrong like Chomsky or aesthetically wrong like Sorry to Bother You, don’t be 30 IQ slop wrong and hijack a cool show to do it There were some really cool episodes from BM and now I’m wondering if it was cringe all along 😬

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Slingshot is really the only polished cross-VM mobile wallet I’m aware of, but the fees are absurd. Really excited to have warplet as my default cross-chain degen/cash account and it’s relevance here as a catalyst for Farcaster seems slept on

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Ratifying @procoin governance. Yeehaw

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Gm, fellow professional farcasters 💁‍♂️

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I jeeted tf out of my ankle playing Pickleball Friday night. Sockless pic is NSFW. Did I accept epic Memorial Day weekend defeat? Ofc not. I pouted Friday night then did trash can ice buckets every 3 hrs since. Just played a kitchen 1v1 in a walking boot and now can walk normalish unassisted. you can just do things!!!

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We need more financial crime, spicy gossip and sensitive leaks on anoncast. We are not fully realizing the potential of zero knowledge proofs on the sufficiently decentralized social media protocol

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DEX alignment compass

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