Jordan

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Ok banger, the micropayoooors are eating gud. $111K = 1.16x total value tipped to date. 90% drawdown = few diamond handers splitting the rest. We looking at full rebate on tips plus a hefty loyalty bonus, assuming linear. GGWP!

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We need an @onit prediction market for the runtime on this bad boy. I’m going 3hr 38min

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ever watch movies about industry pioneers/untapped frontiers/gold rush capitalism—there will be blood, blackberry, etc—and relate to how you were early to defi summer food farms

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Need movie recs for EthCC flight. No masterpieces, 3.5-4 star movies I can’t watch w my gf — sci fi, war/fighting, creepy stuff. So far im thinking Blade Runner and the Northman

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Noice team seems to making the right choices on every pivotal decision. charging fees on tips would limit growth and anchor fundamentals to a miserably low-margin business narrow in scope. think bigger!!

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You see, the reason why Marxism is so stupid is bc it assumes you can re-wire the human mind to that of worker ants if you ask nicely. Although historically, is always seems to be asked violently 🤨

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Story time, so a replacement mobo compatible with my now prior-gen parts was ~$200 + long shipping time. Out of frustration, my initial reaction was “ugh this planned obsolescence stuff is such a scam” but in reality, i treated my computer like crap, often 300 tabs open and left it on for weeks at a time. I ended up getting a new PC since faster shipping, future-proof, and not that much more expensive. Turning an annoying expense into a fun investment 😃 The fact that you can get nvidia 1080s for like $150 8 years after they were gold standard $900 is a prime example of why the tech industry is goated. With $1100 you can build you a pretty good PC that dookies on the 1080. This experience helped me better understand the irrational thought patterns that attract NYC midwits to Marxism. “Ahh everything is moving so fast, i cant keep up! Let’s just slow things down and make sure everyone has an equal share of today’s assets, instead of letting tomorrow’s peasants live like today’s kings. The marxist mind cannot comprehend how the incentive to deliver the marginal improvent or cost reduction has virtually eliminated abject poverty in the west. They are too busy shitting bricks over Bezos’ net worth to get excited that inaccessible frontier tech will be widely available in a few years, even for unskilled labor like themselves. Congratulations to midwitville, USA on your new mayor, you must be very proud to be American! Ty for coming to my ted talk don’t tread on me 🐍

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Popcorn Oreos 🤝 Tasting good stale

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Found a nice tactic under time pressure, only to find out after it was actually a slight inaccuracy. The same move played on the previous turn would have been a brilliancy 🫠

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With proper delivery, “bite me” is an exceptionally powerful clapback. Highly underrated, will be making this a foundational element of my personality going fwd

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Who will be at EthCC? I want to meet all the Farcasters

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Ancaps believe in consent. You wouldn’t understand

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I was finally starting to call it X, but after suspending CT people and exhibiting beta cuck decel energy w integrations I’m back to calling it bird app If you want a rebrand to stick, maybe don’t name it a typo

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People say Juneteenth is some woke holiday but imo it's a better symbol of freedom than July 4th. July 4th celebrates the American heroes who sacrificed their lives fighting for our freedoms.. just for a bunch of grimy old trouts to legislate them away over the next 250 years. Juneteenth celebrates the last 250k slaves being freed once the Union took control of Texas. 1863-1913 USA is arguably the freest nation to ever exist. Juneteenth is the epitome of freedom, and it actually still means something. July 4th represents a close-but-not-quite attempt at decentralized governance, sacrifices made in vain, the derailed pursuit of liberty and an empire in decline. A fumbled bag. Study complacency. Study endowment effect.

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Will existing Clanker tokens be able to migrate to v4 with their uni v3 launch liquidity? The improvements in the revenue model are substantial

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TIL that your drafts seamlessly move between mobile <> web 🤯 BIRD APP COULD NEVER

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Crypto-aligned consumer hardware (SuiPlay, Saga phone, Pulse) seems like a monster 2026-27 narrative.. What can we build w open hardware not controlled by squares? - Saga apps built directly into OS, e.g. use camera to do things without opening separate app? - Build an eyeball tracker inside the Saga TEE and get paid to scroll Farcaster feed curated by adtech companies analyzing zk social graphs?? - Decentralized Ring doorbell FHE ML network that tracks down lost puppies & serial killers by consolidating all the Ring doorbell feeds?????

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Let’s trademark our custom ok bankers™ so people know we are super tipping them e.g. YEEEEEEET™

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OK BANGER!!!! 0xbb33e089d2e702a083cd8ec49c084dc9da29a34a https://media.tenor.com/COGKk41wXSIAAAAC/okay-boomer-bedwars

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