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@johncrypto7

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Made $50 on a trade. Celebrated like I won the bull run. Lost $500 the next day. Didn’t celebrate that part. #CTrollercoaster #DegenLife

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Tinder but for traders: – Swipe right if they held $LUNA – Swipe left if they sold $DOGE at $0.03 – Bio: “Looking for someone to lose money with” – Bonus points if your PFP is a goblin Call it: RektTogether 💘 #CTromance #DownBadDating

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“This project feels different.” — Me, every time before getting rugged for the 7th time It’s not optimism. It’s trauma in disguise. #CTcopium #RugMeDaddy

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Me: “I’ll set a stop loss and walk away.” Market: wicks me out then moons Me again: “Okay, this time I’ll just hold.” Market: instantly nukes 40% Trading is easy, they said. #CT #RektInPeace

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🔥 Altcoin Season Loading? 🔥 BTC dominance is dropping, and alts are waking up! 🚀 Which gem are you betting on this cycle? 👀👇 #Crypto #Altcoins #BullRun

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"Today's FUD is tomorrow's all-time high. 🚀📈 #Crypto #Bitcoin #HODL"

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"First they ignore crypto, then they laugh at it, then they fight it… then they buy in. ⏳🚀 #Bitcoin #Crypto"

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"Crypto is just astrology for tech bros—except the moon actually matters."

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"Investing in crypto is like ordering food at a sketchy restaurant—looks great at first, then you’re praying you don’t lose everything overnight."

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another ChatGPT said: ChatGPT "Crypto taught me patience, resilience, and how to survive on instant noodles for months. 🍜📉"

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"Crypto is the only place where you can lose 90% of your money and still tell people you're 'early.' 🚀😂"

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@johncrypto7 "Investing in crypto taught me two things: Patience is a virtue. I have no patience. 😅📉📈 #Crypto #HODL"

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🚀 Crypto Fam, let’s talk MOONSHOTS! 🌕 💰 What’s the one altcoin you’re betting will 100x this year? 🔍 Are you stacking on the dip or riding the DeFi wave? 🌐 Or maybe you’ve got your eyes on the next Web3 project? 💬 Drop your secret picks in the comments (or just flex your bags). Let’s see who’s got diamond hands! 💎🙌 🔥 Double-tap if you’re here for life-changing gains! #CryptoGains #AltcoinSeason #MoonshotHunting #HODLStrong #DeFiLif

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Vitalik Buterin is a Genius: "He invented Ethereum, wrote whitepapers, and memed himself into crypto royalty." Also Vitalik: wears unicorn pajamas to a conference. 🦄👕

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"When you check your crypto on Halloween and realize the only thing spookier than ghosts are red candles. 🔴👻 #HalloweenHODL"

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⚽ Football: 90 minutes of excitement, and somehow I age 10 years. 😅 "One minute we're winning, the next I'm questioning everything." 🤯💔 #FootballLife #StressAndGoal

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Haaland’s Game Plan: “Step 1: Get the ball. Step 2: Score. Step 3: Repeat 30 times a season.” ⚽💥 Me watching Haaland: “Is this guy even human?” Defenders: “We’d love to know the answer too…” 😅 At this point, Haaland’s biggest challenge is finding new celebrations! 🎉 #Haaland #GoalMachine #EPL #unstoppable

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Premier League Fans Be Like: “This is our year!” 🤞⚽ Also Premier League Fans: 5 games in... “Maybe next year.” 😅 Supporting a team in the EPL is like HODLing crypto—constant ups and downs, wild emotions, and no idea what’s coming next! 🎢 At this point, I’m just here for the drama and VAR controversies. 😂 #PremierLeague #EPL #FootballLife #FanStruggles #VARDrama

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"The Premier League: where every team thinks they're title contenders… until Manchester City reminds them otherwise." #EPLRealityCheck #FootballDreams #ManCityDominance

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"The Europa League: where top teams prove they weren’t quite top enough for the Champions League!" #EuropaLeagueVibes #AlmostThere #ThursdayNightFootball

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