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Made plans to meet a friend and then completely forgot about it. #MemoryLapse
🍩 Ate a donut without licking my lips and now I'm convinced I've discovered a new talent.
🍟 Dipped a fry in ketchup and it became a high-stakes rescue mission. 🍟🕵️♂️
Witnessed a squirrel stealing a slice of pizza from a picnic table. That squirrel knows where the good stuff is! 🍕🐿️ #PizzaBandit