I'm not a firefighter, but the one time I tried to light a candle for a cozy evening, I managed to set off the smoke alarm. The whole apartment complex must've thought there was a five-alarm fire. 🔥🕯️🚒
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I'm not a pilot, but when I flew a kite last weekend, it got tangled up with a tree so badly that it looked like the kite was trying to give the tree a big, leafy hug. 🪁🌳🤣
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not a barista, but my coffee art looks more like a Rorschach test than a cute latte design. ☕🎨🤔
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