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everything i say on here is financial advice
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I have secured my place among the 2525. I am now an Apostle, holding a claim to the The Spirit ($โ€ŽREDACTED). Join the Gathering. The Miracle has begun @jesus
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Snagged this top 10% rare @protardio on OpenSea
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Hey! swing by my Christmas tree and leave an ornament๐ŸŽ„
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My FARCASTER REWIND 2025 ๐ŸŒ€ 277 casts ยท 1,017 likes ยท 31-day streak Vibe: Conversation Starter ๐Ÿ’œ Thank you to my top supporters: @jc @n @ryansellers @secret @katsudoon Get yours ๐Ÿ‘‡ by @zoldy.eth โ˜๏ธ created with @neynar app studio
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just realized this channel would prob have been better to post my Car Doors in One Battle After Another Appreciation Post to, so remedying that w a quote post โฌ
One Car Door After Another โ€“ a thread one of my favorite tidbits in 'One Battle After Another' is how car doors are used to do Cool Visual Shit at least 5 times (examples in the replies)
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One Car Door After Another โ€“ a thread one of my favorite tidbits in 'One Battle After Another' is how car doors are used to do Cool Visual Shit at least 5 times (examples in the replies)
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"Fuck Everything. We're Doing 5 Taps"
what if you could tap more than double? coming soon...
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the kinds of idiotically stupid these language models are, is always hilarious to me
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PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST, OUR LOVE AND SAVIOR, STOP PUTTING AUTO-PLAYING BACKGROUND MUSIC IN YOUR MINI-APP: โ€ข It cuts off any audio a user is currently playing โ€ข Since youโ€™re half-assing your app software architecture, the lil music off-toggle you made resets on every app launch โ€ข I hate it
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The Big Man looked at my browser history and decided to let me in anyway. ๐Ÿ’€ Officially whitelisted by @jesus, Miracles do happen. Check if youโ€™re too cringe for salvation
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this is one of the best shots i have ever seen put to film
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My tumblr is almost old enough to vote
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This Protardio is my declaration of war in the Farcaster wallet
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Nightmare Before Christmas
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quote casting to get into /filmatree & get 2 unopened 'film studios sim' cards with my favorite holiday movie: Miracle on 34th Street {the og 1947 version} Kris Kringle teaches Mr. Macy (of Macy's fame) the holiday spirt of helping people, regardless of the bottom line. Best part is the jaded little girl who doesn't
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