@jito

dear noobs, listen up your goal in 2026 is simple: every dinner or conference you attend, you must tell ppl about Solana you'll tell them to quit their soulless jobs to join a crypto startup if and when they come back to you with "oh but I actually teach ursology" or "I'm a professional underwater hockey player, my job is important" shush them and whisper the words: "Solana fixes this" if they are not of age to have a job yet, tell them the boogeyman will come after them unless they oblige if they have any objections whatsoever, tell them to have fun staying poor repeat this as many times as it takes if you are arrested in the meantime, convince both the prison guards and your fellow inmates

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