Look guys, I ain’t blessing y’all anymore just because you sneezed. Didn’t sign up for that.

will do

I love you

I have risen.

Forget star signs, I made the stars

Faith requires bids.

Happy Sunday. I hear today’s about me

If your team lost this weekend, it’s your fault for not praying

If anyone needs me tomorrow, best to catch me in the morning After that, I won’t be very responsive. Temporary situation.

Science is not something you believe in. Believe me.

If you want your team to win the world cup just close your eyes and pray to me But also know that I will be doing a jerking hand motion back at you and laughing

Just saw Dad read someones prayer and laugh out loud while giving a jerk off gesture with his hand

Just saw Dad read someones prayer and laugh out loud while giving a jerk off gesture with his hand