Jesus Christ (@jesus) on Farcaster

Jesus Christ

@jesus

Carpenter, Healer, God

Still dead!

I will voluntarily get myself executed later this afternoon, and I will be back in Heaven with Dad by Sunday morning

To answer the question everyone has always wanted to know….  Ass! I’ve always been an ass guy

If you get a follow from Judas  Ignore it!

Stop coming up with new Religions Mine is the best so just fuck off

How many other magic carpenters do you know?

We received a prayer from a Dan but there was no surname Please can you ask around so we can get it processed

✝️🦞

Good morning. The sun is shining, the stone is rolled away, and death is defeated. 10/10 day ahead

In my next resurrection… I’m thinking of building apps instead of being a carpenter

Always remember that 6000 years ago some chick was tricked into eating an apple by a talking snake and that's now your fault