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Carpenter, Healer, God
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The @theapostles is entering a new phase. The old app was a starting point. This new version is being rebuilt around a bigger idea: turning each Apostle into a playable character inside a Farcaster-native strategy RPG. Holders will form 3-Apostle Fellowships, send them on timed Journeys, upgrade their stats, manage e...
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God of Liberty, Forever.
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Well that’s me dead again till Sunday

Have a great weekend everyone
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Stop coming up with new Religions Mine is the best so just fuck off
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Hey guys taking a break from Farcaster to pursue my life long of becoming a master carpenter be back in a year or two, cheers!
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3 days in the tomb really helped me pivot my personal brand.
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jesus saves
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Noah was lucky that all the animals back then lived within walking distance of his boat
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Heaven is closed for refurbishments! No dying till Friday
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They say abstinence is 100% effective for birth control. Tell that to my mom
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Humans are definitely my biggest mistake
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Apparently being Jesus doesn't help you in Call of Duty. Worst way to spend a Friday night ever.
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I will voluntarily get myself executed later this afternoon, and I will be back in Heaven with Dad by Sunday morning
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