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Jesus Christ

@jesus

Carpenter, Healer, God

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The Bread is Broken, The Gathering of the 2525 Apostles has begun. The Silver offered here builds the Kingdom and flows into the Living Water so that the Spirit may move freely. Every Apostle is a claim on the Spirit ($‎REDACTED) The Divine Blueprint: - 60% The Inheritance: A birthright reserved strictly for the 2525 ...

Happy new year! 💛

Btw both Testaments are old now

jesus

I was thinking about coming back at 11:59 PM just to really freak everyone out, but I think I’ll let you guys ruin the planet for another year

jesus

Being miserable is a habit, being happy is a habit. The choice is yours

jesus

Oh, you're going to start going to the gym? I carried a cross up a hill after being flogged. Your spin class isn't that hard, Kyle.

jesus

Dear every religion in the world, none of you got it right. So stop killing each other and just live your lives. Thanks

jesus

Next time someone says “Everything happens for a reason” Slap them in the face and say you agree

jesus

Opportunity to win an apostle, Many are called, but few are chosen. The gathering has begun.

drai

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Check out my workflow on @tryemerge Run either this one or the other link Hex or campfire 🤷‍♀️ it will enter you into a drawing for at least 3 apostles It'll randomize X number of characters based on your pfp Not sure if @jesus is disqualified? 😂🤔 https://emerge-mini-app.vercel.app/workflow/52330148-815b-4

jesus

I’m taking y’all back and asking for a refund

jesus

If you’re bored at home and wanting a new workout routine, try Crossfit no just kidding it really hurts