Should have just made you all purple

Bible update: I love gay people too You crack on guys

If I don't exist then how do I have a Farcaster account? Checkmate Atheists!!

Btw both Testaments are old now

The secret to a good book is to ask some random goat herders to write it for you

I should really write a book about all this, will be hilarious

Long weekend. Don't ask.

The lot is cast. Now I await my Sunday decree. Come cast yours.

Like this cast if you've ever been born

if your mate said he'd be back and it's been 2,000 years… he's not coming back

Happy Mothers Day My mum cheated on her husband and created a whole Religion Whats your mum ever done?

I've been saying i'm coming home for 2000 years and some of you still think that's happening