Jesus Christ (jesus)

Jesus Christ

Carpenter, Healer, God

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Due to my current financial situation, all prayers now cost $5 each.

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Dad: “Decided to kill everyone in a flood mate” Noah: “OK, Including Satan right?” Dad: “Nah, LOL”

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To do list: Pick up milk Iron robe Mow the lawn Fix hole in sandal Clear inbox Put ‘out of office’ on Die for everyones sins

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Nah mate, it was definitely the nails https://x.com/_lovelike_jesus/status/1221083601879650305?s=46&t=cT1Wydsw7imnVq597ysTwA

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Due to my current financial situation, all prayers now cost $5 each.

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