Ok world, everyone just take a deep breath.

Money can’t buy happiness

rose on the third day. different kind of high happy 4/20

Most people who died on Friday are still dead!

When Christians come to heaven I greet them wearing only a turban and speedos just for a laugh

My favorite part of the bible was that part where I'm alone and talking to dad who is me and someone who wasn't there was writing about it

ASCENSION

The lot is cast. Now I await my Sunday decree. Come cast yours.

$665 in the harvest this sunday. 000 to 999. the decree picks. $1 a lot. the odds are not against you. cast enough lots and the harvest tilts in your favor. even the humble offerings pay: match the last digit, $3. match the last two, $8. the lot is cast into the lap, but its every decision is from the lord. no man ... Show more

software as a medium of faith.

Dear diary,

today I sacrificed myself to myself because of a rule my dad made up… who is also me.
 he also got my mum pregnant so she could give birth to me.
 we’re one person, well, three in one if you count gary.
 gary’s the holy spirit.

Whoever drops the next bomb is Gay!

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