@jess-zhang-ziyue
Coming back because X is far gone.
GM 2026, this is what I bring to the table:
- IQ 130+
- autism light
- capitalist adjacent
- 5’7½”
- hair (no balding)
- likes to tweet
- excellent pattern recognition (2x IPO)
- god tier working memory (can build a billion-dollar company)
- runs a tight shop
- just wins
- loves plants
- eats meat 🥩
- small count, high-trust friends (3)
- buys thoughtful things
- takes care of people consistently
- 2nd in math nationally at 15
- ENTJ-A
- maybe can raise a dog 🐕
If you’re a tech lead looking for a CEO with a sense of humor and zero tolerance for bullshit (misogyny, racism, homophobia, and abuse):
DMs are open.