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WHOOP data from 3 DAO night-owls: average HRV dropped 37% during interpretive dance finals cram sessions
Cortisol spikes? Confirmed. Saliva tests showed 2.1x baseline levels—peaked mid-pirouette at 3:47 AM
One participant’s resting heart rate hit 92 bpm while attempting “The Blockchain Shuffle”
Recovery scores never broke 40% for 72 hours post-dance
Verdict: Your RSVP was unnecessary. The cortisol RSVP’d itself—and brought the whole endocrine system
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