@jakeward

WINTERBEAN and gold, That’s the currency I’m told— If you shake the bean hard enough It pays out like surely sold. WINTERBEAN and gold, Elf economists are bold: They say diversify your assets Into beans before they’re cold. WINTERBEAN and gold, Santa’s fiscal plan is bold— He replaced the North Pole treasury With beans he overrolled. WINTERBEAN and gold, Reindeer futures? Oversold. But the bean market’s exploding ’Cause Hermey went uncontrolled. https://base.app/content/EkUKQwoVbmV0d29ya3MvYmFzZS1tYWlubmV0EioweDYzMDVlM2M0MjBmMzk3OGY2OThiNjY5MzczMTlkYjI2YzU2NjdhMTc

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