Jack Miller (jackm)

almost overslept for the first time in 5 years as the whole house slept until 8:15 by done miracle the idea that i would sleep **too much** has been a joke, a hilariously implausible fantasy for half a decade

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me, before having kids: i will never lie to my kids me, now: we’re out of candy. no we can’t go to the store they’re out too. no we can’t order online either all the candy factories stopped making candy until next week

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as thanksgiving approaches i wait on bated breath for the latest on Matt's turkey saga

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Being a parent means some days your morning workout gets interrupted because you have to play "zombies" But you have become the kind of person that loves that

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i appreciate Bluey for being one of the few shows where the dad character isn’t a fat idiot loser doofus

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Our fund uses a qualified custodian for assets. We often get "dust attacks" where scammers send us small amount of tokens in hopes we lazily copy/paste their address from the transaction history and send them money by mistake. Basically onchain phishing For some reason, one of these scammers (accidentally?) sent us a material amount of money, not a ton but more than usual for these attacks Since we don't know who these people are, we cannot comply with the Travel Rule and so typically in these cases our custodian will reject the deposits and return the funds. BUT I don't want to do that. So, I want to attempt to declare the funds illicit and legal retain possession of them, for fun and out of pettiness. I started going down the rabbit hole on how you do this and WOW does that seem like a lot of work. But I'd rather do that than give money back to the scammers. If the custodians just let me burn the funds instead I might do that to save time ... If anything interesting happens I will keep you posted

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Deep into The Culture series rn Epic space operas and sci-fi that takes non-human intelligence seriously. 10/10 1st book, Consider Phlebas, is kind of a side quest, told from the perspective of a Culture antagonist, distinct from the other books. I enjoyed it as a story on its own and it warms you up to the saga

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