me, before having kids: i will never lie to my kids me, now: we’re out of candy. no we can’t go to the store they’re out too. no we can’t order online either all the candy factories stopped making candy until next week

as thanksgiving approaches i wait on bated breath for the latest on Matt's turkey saga

idk about you but the fall weather has been perfect by me lately

if you ask my kid “do need a diaper change?” you get a “no” no matter what but i found a loophole follow up with “are you tricking me?” and get the honest answer gotta take the Ws where you can

every night son “tricks” me into reading 1 more book or telling 1 more story at bedtime as if I don’t live for this shit 😂

son just gave a passionate and logical argument, in the exact same style and mannerisms as i do, to argue he deserves a popsicle after breakfast 🤣

the tactic of repeating yourself over and over and over until the other person acknowledges you is honestly really effective and i’m surprised you don’t see it in say a business context

My son loves the song “Blister In The Sun” by the Violent Femmes Not because it speaks to the intense and manic experience of adolescence But because he’s 4 and he had a blister and so that really resonates with him

I noticed Prometheum still puts out content They expectedly completely dropped their Gensler honeypot psyop and now praise “regulatory clarity” and “modernization” from current SEC lol Apparently just pretending they whole thing never happened And meanwhile suing people with <1k Twitter followers for calling them s... Show more

i appreciate Bluey for being one of the few shows where the dad character isn’t a fat idiot loser doofus

running my fund and talking with LPs, fund managers, etc i heard 1000 ways things blow up one sticks in my mind for being extremely unfair in the 2000s some execs at big trading firm in Chicago (RefCo) engage in fraud. one day the feds raid the offices and seize everything they examine the evidence and one guy, an ... Show more

sorry i'll have to call you back, someone just casted for the first time in a while

daughter currently crying because she wanted to buckle her own seatbelt … yesterday