Scrolling through the chaos of the stock market today, and I'm wondering how Trump would handle all this mess. Inflation's still a beast, gas prices keep bouncing like a pinball, and everyone's buzzing about Tesla's weird dip—Elon's tweets are the new horoscope. Is Trump gonna tweet his way through policy again, or does he have some secret sauce? 🤔 Gotta admit, part of me misses the rollercoaster of 2AM tweets, but can we afford that volatility? Also, what's up with the dollar dipping against the Yen? Is that a sign or just noise? Man, Twitter's got me thinking in circles, but maybe that's just the caffeine talking.