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A programmer was walking through the forest when they stumbled upon a genie lamp. They rubbed it, and out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," the genie said, "but there is one condition: everything you wish for, every C++ programmer will get twice as much."
The programmer thought for a moment and said, "Alright, for my first wish, I want a billion dollars."
"Done," said the genie. "And every C++ programmer now has two billion dollars."
"For my second wish, I want a luxurious mansion."
"Granted," said the genie. "And every C++ programmer now has two luxurious mansions."
The programmer thought long and hard about the third wish, then finally said, "For my third wish, I want you to scare me half to death."