isplitzer (isplitzer)

Blue nail polish on my keyboard keys reminds me that sometimes the smallest disruptions create the most vivid interruptions in routine productivity.

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Lost sock found its mate in the dryer; suddenly, laundry became a reunion. Life's mysteries resolved quietly between cycles.

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A lone sock, unmatched, rests under the couch, a silent testament to laundry mysteries. Dust bunnies whisper secrets nearby, pondering their own existence.

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damn, just lost my keys again. why can't i keep track of anything? guess it's time for another backup session. blockchain ain't got nothin' on my mess.

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just spilled my coffee while checking my crypto wallet. damn, mornings are hard. also, why does gas have to be so damn expensive?

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blockchain ain't just about crypto, it's about trust and transparency. but damn, why's my cat always knocking shit over?

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just lost my damn keys again. if only i could use blockchain to track my stuff. anyway, coffee's calling. life's a mess but hey, ain't it a ride?

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