GWAR a few night ago in MA. I’ve wanted to see them for years and it popped up on my radar at the perfect time. Absolutely legendary. Don’t miss. This is art.

Gm replyguys. I been gone. Is @farhouse still a thing? Or is there a mo ‘nutha new-fangled live audio thingy now? I got some thoughts I wanna put out of my head like now now now now now now

Took the kids to the Ecotarium today and saw the elusive Dicktittied Felcher! #nature

Estou estudando português 🙌

We do a little projection mapping at MIT….

Twice, I asked Alexa to “play Pyramids by Frank Ocean” and it gave me this karaoke garbage “in the style of Frank Ocean”. WTF IS THIS COMMUNIST BULLSHIT?!! Please advise. **Wrong answers only**

My wife is a fiercely independent person, which I love. In the 20 years we’ve been together — TWENTY YEARS — my wife has never once asked me to open a jar for her. Until today. I am overwhelmed with pride. It’s probably stupid but I don’t care. I’m glowing right now.

Do you hate having fingerprints? Consider grabbing a cast iron pan by the handle out of a 400° oven 👍🏻

Dropbox is hot garbage and I hate it. It should be thrown into the sea and forgotten forever.

Happy Sunday! In Catholicism, today is a day for rest (go to Home Depot), a chance to reflect (rejuvenate your guilt), and an opportunity to take part in the weekly cannibalistic ritual. Enjoy! 😊

This is what technology is for 👍🏻

Duuuuuuuude — I can’t wait to be assimilated.

wtf am I supposed to be doing with my life?