hacking, shitposting
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fuckoffgetmoney
"nah bro can't buy that, i don't want to be exit liquidity" - guy with $142 to put in
I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you
it's 2032. news that vitalik's second-cousin's ex-wife once babysat her friend's dog for 2 weeks in 2007 hits the market. within 30 seconds 500 memecoins are created on the topic. you manage to snipe one of the leaders on a coinbase L5 using a neuralink trading bot [...]
and pay the gas fee with the worldcoin you got from scanning all your kid's eye balls. bybit lists futures 45 seconds later and you're up 150000%. you sell. you've finally made it, this is what all the years of struggle have been for. this is why you got into crypto. you now have 0.00000062 BTC.
men only want one thing and it's disgusting