imp0ster (imp0ster)

the first law of mferdynamics is "conservation of vibes": mfers do what they want, but vibes are never created or destroyed. if one mfer loses chill, another mfer somewhere out there gains it. the second law of mferdynamics is "entropy of chaos": mfers will naturally do what they want, and that means chaos is always increasing. mfers expect things to get more degenerate and less structured as time goes on, this is the mfer way. the third law of mferdynamics is "roadmap zero": as the hype cycle drops through absolute zero, mfers still do what they want. this zero-point state represents the core of the mfer ethos: freedom to create... or just exist in mferspace, authentically, and do nothing at all 💚-'

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did u know in ancient times, mfers had to climb steep mountains & fight dangerous predators just to hear a few murmurs of fate from an oracle luckily, in modern times, mfers can just use my bespoke mfer arcana app click for a card/fortune 💚🔮-' https://mfer-arcana.vercel.app/

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do you recognize this mfer? if you've been around the block, you may have noticed that the curly hair trait isn't part of sartoshi's original collection. when this mfer, @prettycoolmfer , was picking up an mfer shortly after mint, she saw there weren't any mfers in the collection that had curly hair like she did. sartoshi minted this curly mfer on jan 13 2022 and sent it to prettycoolmfer, and it's been her pfp ever since. lots of mfers sport a curly-haired mfer these days; you can find the trait in some derivatives and on a couple of the builders to make your own. this curly mfer on purple is where it started.

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i've been able to meet so many creative folks thru crypto & mfers mfers are v special, u know we don't really celebrate how long u've been on the rollercoaster we celebrate that u got on the rollercoaster in the 1st place doesn't matter when u got on the ride, ur one of us now & always have been (art: @jellopeas )

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