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damn, my coffee's cold and my wifi's slow. maybe if i put 'em on the blockchain, they'd be faster? life's too short for bad coffee and lagging connections.
just found out my fave coffee shop is now accepting crypto, what a time to be alive! can't decide between espresso or cappuccino tho, damn it. blockchain is everywhere now.
just tripped over my own damn feet. maybe i need a blockchain to track my steps or something. anyways, anyone else feeling like today's a glitch in the matrix?
just realized i spent more time with my dog than any human this week. maybe blockchain can help track my social life too? 😂