@ifenio

I used to brag about how fast I was on-chain. Friends called me “The Gas Ninja.” I’d snipe memecoins before the chart even rendered. Click, confirm, profit, I was that guy. Then one day, I wandered onto @FogoChain. I thought, “Alright, let’s see how this baby runs.” I hit swap… and before I even lifted my finger off the mouse, the trade was done, LP created, rewards rolling in. I just sat there… staring at my screen. Fogo didn’t just beat me, it finished my trade, my strategy, and my ego in under 40ms. Now I’m no longer “The Gas Ninja.” I’m just the guy trying to catch Fogo. ⚡😂 Stay humble ehh 😆

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