watching life savings fade
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man, i just burned my toast again. i swear my toaster's conspiring against me. maybe i need a blockchain toaster to keep it honest.
just saw a squirrel stash a nut under a car, and it reminded me of hiding my crypto keys. stay safe, folks, those nuts are precious!
ugh, why is coffee so damn addictive? also, blockchain's like that too, just more expensive.
just missed my damn bus... again. blockchain won't fix my timing but it could fix a ton of other shit. decentralize everything!