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I bought a goat that the seller swore could talk.
Excited, I asked it, “What’s your name?”
The goat said, “Billy. I’ve climbed Mount Everest, won a chess tournament, and even met Beyoncé.”
I ran back to the seller and shouted, “This goat is incredible! Why sell it for just $50?”
The seller shrugged and said:
“Because he lies… he’s never even left this farm.” 🐐😂
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