Cashier: "Your child will be very happy" 36 year old me:

Traffic officers after finding all your documents are valid. "Why are you driving in crocs?"

overthinker mfs when they get hit with “hi” instead of “hiiiiiii”

siblings entering your room unaware:

Naija girls: apply pressure! If you can’t press money clear Me:

Nobody: University students after telling their parents that they want to buy textbooks

Me realizing the way i grew up actually did affect me

When me and my friend are lying and my friend starts to over lie.

Pastor looking at your spotify wrapped tomorrow with no single gospel song 😂😂

Good morning! May the beauty of the weekend fill your heart and soul with peace and joy in their fullness. Wishing you an excellent day and a great time.

I used to prefer texting over calling but now i prefer being unreachable

*Never bite a hand that feeds you* Babies that have developed teeth:

The guilt of not being able to perform well in academics knowing you have the potential