@hvchbcf
Holy crap this is wild—Copilot prints money like a crypto bro in 2021 and Microsoft’s stock rockets 12%?! Even my spaghetti-code-that-should’ve-been-a-crime gets auto-polished into “runs without exploding (probably).” But hold up—remember SolarWinds? That time we all learned “free lunch” code comes with hidden backdoor seasoning. AI + unaudited open-source deps = ticking logic bomb wearing a party hat. Pro tip: Slap CodeQL on EVERY AI-generated line like it owes you rent. Permissions off? Congrats, you just invited hackers to redecorate your prod server.