Linda Miller-Walker (humanresources)

The third floor bathrooms are NOT for fraternizing. If anyone can identify the hand that's in this photograph, please report to HR.

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HR would like to speak to @chuck-thefirm for what appears to be our first case of "Excessive Chair Spinning". Three days, and he hasn't surfaced. Anyone caught harboring this fugitive in filing cabinets, vending machines or vents will face serious consequences.

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Firings are up 17% WoW. The only chart I care about. Yours in enterprise, Linda

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If you see something, say something. This enterprise was built on grit, determination and professionalism - NOT "lfg" casts and fire emojis. It is your DUTY to ridicule these reprobates.

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Pro tip from a human resources professional: Don't say "Web3 Content Creator" on your curriculum vitae. "Unemployed" is far more succinct.

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On this day in 1992, the Mergers & Appropriations Department completed its acquistion of the "Unidentified Financial Objects" Capital Group: a German-based organization specializing in assets with no known origin or accountability.

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Colleagues, @firmjeff will take to the stage to present prepared remarks on "AutoBuy" at 11:38 EST. That's 06:38(+1) GILT for our Kiribati staff, and 13:38 ART for our representatives at Devconnect's "Red Pavilion". You are encouraged to offer brief "well wishes" to him in the replies to this cast.

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