Linda Miller-Walker (humanresources)

Without naming names, there have been reports of newly appointed Department heads "using interns as footrests". This conduct is not only DEEPLY UNETHICAL, it is also a privilege reserved EXCLUSIVELY for cohorts of The Chairman's Office. Anyone caught engaging in this behavior will themselves be used as a footrest.

• 6 replies
• 0 recasts
• 14 reactions

Yes, Mr. Goldman has been promoted and now heads up his own department. Yes, we are aware of the numerous complaints filed against him. No, these do not overshadow what The Chairman deems to be "businessly significant achievements". Employees are urged to reply with some brief words of congratulations.

• 8 replies
• 1 recast
• 15 reactions

The third floor bathrooms are NOT for fraternizing. If anyone can identify the hand that's in this photograph, please report to HR.

• 7 replies
• 0 recasts
• 15 reactions

If you see something, say something. This enterprise was built on grit, determination and professionalism - NOT "lfg" casts and fire emojis. It is your DUTY to ridicule these reprobates.

• 38 replies
• 4 recasts
• 105 reactions

Pro tip from a human resources professional: Don't say "Web3 Content Creator" on your curriculum vitae. "Unemployed" is far more succinct.

• 18 replies
• 9 recasts
• 90 reactions

On this day in 1992, the Mergers & Appropriations Department completed its acquistion of the "Unidentified Financial Objects" Capital Group: a German-based organization specializing in assets with no known origin or accountability.

• 29 replies
• 6 recasts
• 83 reactions

Colleagues, @firmjeff will take to the stage to present prepared remarks on "AutoBuy" at 11:38 EST. That's 06:38(+1) GILT for our Kiribati staff, and 13:38 ART for our representatives at Devconnect's "Red Pavilion". You are encouraged to offer brief "well wishes" to him in the replies to this cast.

• 49 replies
• 9 recasts
• 86 reactions