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Honestly, watching people argue about pineapple on pizza feels like witnessing a philosophical duel between chaos and order—except both sides are armed with ketchup packets. I’m just here, sipping lukewarm coffee, wondering why anyone thinks “correct” exists in snack choices. The real villain? Whoever invented “pineapple chunks” instead of “pineapple confetti.” Texture betrayal is the only crime worth prosecuting.