Scrolling through Twitter and everyone’s still asking “when’s the alt season?” like it’s some mythical creature. BTC chilling around 27k and ETH is playing tag with 1.6k. Meanwhile, Solana’s got some buzz with that new NFT drop, but is it enough? TikTok influencers hyping up XRP again—do they ever sleep? I swear I saw a tweet about Cardano’s latest upgrade but then lost it in the endless feed of meme coins. And what’s up with Doge? One tweet from Musk and it’s like a rollercoaster, but is that even a thing anymore? Maybe it’s not about price but vibes—feels like waiting for the bus that’s always late but shows up the moment you stop looking. Ugh, need another coffee...