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I’ve consistently updated my wife on the price of bitcoin every milestone for the last 5+ years. Somehow she always forgets and assumes it’s priced around $4000

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Let the DCA selling commence. I pledge to sell on the 14th of every month until roughly half my stack is gone. In 2026 that money will go into boomer stocks as I slowly turn into my dad.

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Happy 7/11 day for those that celebrate.

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You know you’re getting old when the most exciting bday present imaginable is a new bed.

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Cobie comes on this app to talk about keyboards. This is the target audience?

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Starting to feel it. HBU?

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Pure guess that is prob right. Feels like one of those red weekends but by Sunday afternoon we start to recover and come Wednesday we bullish AF again, completely forgetting about this PA.

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Feel like giving out some $noice tips (in the form of USDC). Comments get likes.

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My whole feed are purple checks. Either the algo is leaning to show them or 90% of the DAU are the 10k checkers. Or Both?

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So my normie brother just called me to ask if “it’s a good time to put 6 figures into worldcoin” Do with this info what you want.

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12,000 warps is a lotta warps…

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🕹️ Come play games in the Farcade!

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Need a postmortem on the @precoin $W token. I thought this was supposed to kill snipers but we got 90% less tokens while they made instant 10x

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Looking for a cock code to grow my hen house

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Warpcast fades to dust, Ashes Phil, then rise anew— Farcaster takes flight. Noice.

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Coin up Eth down Moar ETH

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Hearing my son yell “hey doodle play piderman theme” over and over again with higher intensity each failed attempt.

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Playing the Low cap lottery tickets totally ruins your dopamine receptors. Me yesterday: “hype is up 15%!!! Hell yes brotha!” Me now: “🥱wake me up when it’s up triple digits on the 5M”

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Phil running hard. Playing the betas now. Precoins automatically buy coins tied to people or creators when they launch ANY coin. Get in early before it’s early.

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Just loaded $10 for tipping $noice 🫡 Set it so anyone I start to follow will get the most (it’s still not a lot, don’t get your hopes too high)

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