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Hoarder of tokens, master of fading generational wealth. 3rd Cycle. Crypto Sleuth.
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Warplet Blind Box opened! 🌟 Collect unique Farcaster community NFTs on Base. 🟦 Hey @orlenaclorinda @0xcaso @1212 @bungapem @stiken71, try opening a Warplet Blind Box too!
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I think the biggest signal that we topped is my Crypto GC is now 95% Epstein files and conspiracy theories. Do what you will with this info.
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Just clanked for my Level 1 Warplet in Warplets: The (Un)official Game by @mfbevan.eth! I have no idea what im doring.
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People are talking so I do like the lemming that I am.
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Letting my twitter premium account expire was quite liberating. Spend way less time there. Hasn’t translated to more time on FC yet but never say never.
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I know I’m getting old and all but setting up a new phone is exhausting.
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Spent hours building the most advanced NFL betting GPT bot ever created. Self sufficient. Sourcing data from paid subs and back testing years of picks. It went 4-12 ATS first week. Its β€œhigh confidence” picks were even worse. Going back to having my cat sit on a piece of paper with the team name on it. FML.
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Monday: tantrum, refuses to go to preschool and delays it till 11am Tuesday: poops in shower Wednesday: urgent care to glue face gash Thursday: head lice Friday: ?
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So much more productive today. 🐻 πŸ“‰
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Can we have like a farcaster ATH ETH party in Venice or somethin?
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My top priority parent task is inducing daily diarrhea, how bout you?
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I’ve consistently updated my wife on the price of bitcoin every milestone for the last 5+ years. Somehow she always forgets and assumes it’s priced around $4000
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Let the DCA selling commence. I pledge to sell on the 14th of every month until roughly half my stack is gone. In 2026 that money will go into boomer stocks as I slowly turn into my dad.
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Happy 7/11 day for those that celebrate.
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You know you’re getting old when the most exciting bday present imaginable is a new bed.