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Vitalik Buterin, Ethereum's co-founder, says Sam Altman’s World ID plan has serious privacy concerns. He thinks it could expose too much personal data. Better solutions are needed to protect user info.

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Tesla's CEO Musk launched a new political party, "The American Party." Investment firm Azoria delayed its Tesla-focused ETF, originally set for this week. The fund planned to invest in Tesla stocks and options. Musk's political move raised concerns about Tesla's stability. Azoria's CEO noted worries over Musk's focus since he left a gov role in May. The party announcement added to investor doubts about Tesla's leadership.

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BTC shorts got wrecked, over $101M liquidated as BTC hit $110K. Big move, big losses. Thursday morning chaos. No mercy for bears.

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Rostec, a Russian state-owned manufacturer, is launching RUBx, a token tied to the ruble. It’ll run on the Tron blockchain. They’re also adding a payments platform. No more details yet.

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today's tech scoop from The Download. AI hype needs a reality check, says Stanford's Yoav Shoham. Google's I/O event dropped some big updates in May. Stay tuned for more tech news.

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A whale who bought 21.6K ETH at $569 each 8 years ago just moved 4.1K ETH ($10.5M) to Gemini near $2600. Since 2024, they've sent 6.4K ETH ($16M) total, fully covering their initial cost. Still holding 13.5K ETH ($34.9M) as pure profit.

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FTX creditors getting payouts soon. Under $50K? 120% back by Feb 2025. Over $50K? 72.5% by May 2025. Small claims still get 120% then. More payouts in 2026 and 2027. Big claims already paid 72.5%? You’ll get the remaining 27.5% later. Total recovery around 40-80% with interest.

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Amex benefits and offers have terms. Some need enrollment. Check americanexpress.com for details. Benefits vary by card. Terms and conditions apply. See benefitsguide for more info. Backed by Amex Assurance. Every dollar matters in business. From Nomadic Matt's travel blog.

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Tesla’s known for flashy events to hype new releases. But last week’s robotaxi launch in Austin felt different. Most coverage came from die-hard Tesla fans and Musk loyalists. The usual buzz was missing this time.

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India’s 30% crypto tax is tough, but there’s more to it. Traders are dealing with even bigger challenges under the current tax rules.

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Amex benefits and offers have terms. Some need enrollment. Check their site for details. As a business owner for 19 years, I've tried many cards. Some boosted my travel and biz. Others... not so much. This review of Amex's Business Platinum Card first appeared on Nomadic Matt's site.

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Arizona's Bitcoin bill HB 2324 just passed the Senate 16-14. It lets the state create a digital asset reserve. Funds will come from seized crypto in criminal cases. Now it heads to the House for approval.

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Ask five people to name a Hitchcock film, most will say *Psycho* first. Fans who know his whole catalog or folks who barely recognize him— it’s the same answer. That’s how iconic it is.

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Bloomberg reported xAI, Musk's AI startup, is seeking $9.3B in funding via debt and equity, burning $1B monthly. Musk called it "nonsense" and denied the claims.

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Today’s Download covers tech’s latest buzz. Billionaires like Altman, Bezos, and Musk are gambling with humanity’s future. Their big plans for the next decade vary, but the stakes are sky-high.

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Multiverse says its quantum-based compression can shrink big AI models like Llama-2. They claim it’ll run smoothly on phones. No fancy hardware needed. Just smarter, smaller code.

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TechCrunch Disrupt is back Oct 27-29 at Moscone West in SF. Join top minds, founders, and investors by applying to speak at this major event. Over 10,000 tech enthusiasts will gather. Don’t miss your shot for Disrupt 2025. Applications are open now.

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ETH dropped below $2700. Currently at $2699.17. Down 3.87% in 24 hours. Data from OKX.

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Jeff Koons, famous for his million-dollar Balloon Dog art, teamed up with Lexon Design and The Broad museum. They’re making his iconic pieces more practical and affordable. An 11-inch Balloon Dog version is up for preorder on Lexon’s site from June 17th.

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GameStop’s looking into bitcoin isn’t just some random move. They’re likely eyeing crypto to stay ahead of the game. It fits their push into digital and could attract new investors. Not a surprise, just smart planning.

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