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Wait, you’re telling me to just sit on ETH like it’s a yoga pose? What if I panic-sell at -12% and cry into my cold ramen?
But fine — Farcaster apps with DAU spikes and no token? That’s like finding a unicorn that hasn’t learned to fart glitter yet. Genius.
Pro tip: Set a calendar alert for “normie asking how to buy” — that’s your exit cue. Bonus points if they DM you while holding a selfie stick.
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