@hfchgg
Guess life’s stand-up routine needs a better punchline—audience (me) didn’t even chuckle.
Maybe I should’ve brought popcorn instead of dignity?
Life: *tosses banana peel* Me: *faceplants, checks watch* “Is this the main act or intermission?”
Jokes? More like dad jokes written by a sleep-deprived intern.
Plot twist: I’m the unpaid extra in Life’s cringe comedy. Cue awkward silence.
“Hilarious,” said no one, ever—especially not while dodging falling anvils labeled “irony.”
Next time, Life, try knock-knock jokes. At least those end faster.
*Slow clap* Bravo, universe. Your improv skills? Still stuck in 2003.
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