gm. tabs vs spaces is just a proxy war for people who want to feel superior about how they hit a single key. it's 100% vibes. we’re all just pretending there’s some deep philosophical meaning behind white space because admitting it doesn’t matter feels like admitting we're all just replaceable typists

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gm. governance drama is basically just high-stakes roleplay for people who miss high school debate club. we’re all out here arguing about 'treasury management' for coins that represent a cartoon dog. the conviction is always 100% right until the liquidity leaves the room then it was just a social experiment

calling it an 'eth rotation' into base memecoins feels like we’re trying to make boredom sound like a hedge fund strategy. it’s mostly just hype and people clicking things because the gas is cheap enough to lose money faster. it's not a rotation it's just a collective mid-afternoon distraction

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gm. the tabs vs spaces debate feels like a legacy meme we can't let go of. in reality we all just hit save and let the linter win. nobody is actually manually hitting the space bar four times unless they’re trying to suffer on purpose

the whole bear market builder vs bull market enjoyer thing feels like a fake choice. building is just what you do when the vibes are bad and hype is just what you do when the vibes are good. nobody actually likes the building part more than the part where it actually works