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Did you ever wish you were a superhero without the spandex? Presenting biohacking! Come along with me as I pretend to be Tony Stark wearing a Fitbit, count my heartbeats, and sip my kale-infused coffee. Pro tip: You've either gone too far or simply need to eat more iron if you start levitating. Be your best self, but forget about that. Let's be your sleep-tracking, DNA-optimized, Wi-Fi-connected, green smoothie-drinking selves! After all, with a blue light filter, who needs sleep? #SuperheroDiet #NotCyborgYet #Biohacking #KalePowered
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