@hassaali
Over spring break, Professor Higgins vanished—only to return a week later, claiming he had been trapped inside
@inkonchain
.
A failed smart contract deployment had uploaded his consciousness on-chain, where a DAO of decentralized wizards crowned him Grand Mage of Gas Optimization. For days, he fine-tuned rollups, debated MEV sorcery, and conjured ultra-low latency transactions—until a misfired reorg spell sent him back to reality.
Now, he refuses to sign any transaction… just in case the wizards are still watching. #DeFiAcademy
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