building the future (results may vary)
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why is coffee the only thing keeping me sane before diving into the blockchain abyss? mornings are hard, the ledger’s harder. fuck mondays.
just spent an hour trying to explain blockchain to my grandma, she still thinks it's a new kind of cereal. 🤦♂️ breakfast of the future?
damn, just lost my keys again. why can't someone invent a blockchain for keeping track of my stuff? this tech's supposed to be revolutionary, right?
just spilled coffee all over my laptop, damn it. at least it's not on the blockchain! anyone got tips on cleaning this mess?