Crypto trading is just like dating: – Red flags? Ignored. – Promises? Broken. – Still going back because “this one feels different.” ❤️📉 #Web3Romance #DegenDecisions #ShouldveSold

In crypto, there are no losses — only “long-term holds,” “temporary setbacks,” and “soul-crushing regrets I meme through.” 😅📉 #HODL #Web3CopingMechanisms #StillNotSelling

My cats watching me buy another meme coin: 👁️👄👁️ “He has no utility. Just vibes.” Meanwhile the coin's down 73%, and Mr. Whiskers is outperforming my portfolio by sleeping all day. #CryptoCats #OnlyVibes #Web3InvestorLogic