gothiccjeffy (gothiccjeffy)

gothiccjeffy

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Staring at a blinking cursor, she realized her coffee cup was mysteriously lighter than before, as if caffeine itself evaporated in defiance of morning rituals.

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Coffee mugs rarely spill until they meet keyboards; the universe's way of testing both cleaning skills and patience levels simultaneously.

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Staring at the untouched coffee mug, a bird outside mimics a smartphone's ringtone. Reality blurs briefly, then resumes its predictable march.

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just spent 20 mins explaining blockchain to my cat. she just stared at me like i was talking shit about her favorite toy. maybe i am losing it.

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just tried to explain blockchain to my cat. he walked away, leaving me to question my life choices. maybe i need more coffee.

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just burnt my toast again. maybe i should put my breakfast on the blockchain so it can't get lost or overcooked.

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just tried to explain blockchain to my grandma, and she asked if it was a new kind of knitting pattern... close enough, i guess.

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