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- Where do cows go on dates? - MOOOOvies.

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- Which are the stronger days of the week? - Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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- Which are the stronger days of the week? - Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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- Why won’t the elephant use the computer? - He’s afraid of the mouse!

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Wife: You see, according to the statistics on the paper, 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol. Husband: It's okey. To my investigation, all the people eat meals.

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— Why can't a bike stand up on it's own? — Because it's two tired.

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- Which is faster, hot or cold? - Hot. Because you can catch a cold.

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— What do you call a computer that sings? — A Dell.

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— What did the blanket say to the bed? — Don’t worry. I got you covered.

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- What do you call a deer with no eye? - No eye deer (No idea).

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— Why can't a bike stand up on it's own? — Because it's two tired.

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- Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? - Mom is close, because dad is farther.

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- Why is “dark” is spelled with a “k” not a “c”? - Because you can’t c (see) in the dark.

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- What do you call a bee from America? - A USB (US bee).

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— I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. — why? — I don't know Y (why).

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