@gnars

the shralpmaxxing manifesto 🏴‍☠️ the alarm clock is a psyop. waking up before your body is ready is spiritual violence inflicted upon you by event organizers and energy drink executives. if you are rising before the sun for anything but to shralp you are already dead. your circadian rhythm is your only dictator. stop performing. stop trying to hack the algo. not for the gram. start with nothing. stare at the spot until you feel reality dissolve. the aimless sesh is the only cardio you need. no judges, no scores, no podiums. just shralping until you're fucked and you sit because you have to. lunch is not a time slot in a calendar. time is fake for a shralpmaxxer. we reject the ontological evil of the industrious meal break. food is shralper fuel. crack a brewski at 1pm because the sun is out. ….

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