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Misha, the Cat Who Thought in Whiskers
Misha is a cat, yes—but only technically.
Spiritually, Misha is a small, furry philosopher who believes the universe can be explained by three things:
warmth, timing, and whether the bowl is full enough.
Every morning, Misha sits by the window like a professor emeritus who has resigned from meaning but not from judgment. He watches pigeons with the seriousness of someone considering free will. They could fly anywhere, he seems to think, and yet they return. Curious.
Misha once tried to catch his own reflection.
Not out of vanity—out of ontology.
Who is that cat, he wondered, who copies me exactly and yet smells of nothing?
After ten minutes of intense staring, he concluded the mirror was a liar and walked away, victorious.
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