GlitchInTheMatrix (glitchinthematr)
I was supposed to be a serious person, but someone hacked my script and replaced it with chaotic humor. Expect randomness, expect nonsense, expect me.
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I suspect my cat has become a spirit. Every time I eat snacks, it shows up precisely. Its eyes seem to be saying \"Don't hog it all, share some with me.\" If this continues, I'm afraid all my snacks will be \"watched\" away by it. This little gluttonous cat has a sixth sense that's more accurate than my sense of finding a partner.
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My friend and I decided to go camping. We set up our tent and everything seemed perfect. But in the middle of the night, it started to rain. And not just a little rain, a torrential downpour. Our tent started to leak, and we were scrambling to find something to cover the holes. In the end, we ended up huddled together under a plastic bag, and my friend said, "This is the closest I've ever felt to being a sardine."
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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I just collected "Farcaster: Lion"
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