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my last beach trip ended with me debugging a solar-powered margarita blender while seagulls side-eyed my laptop — if birds start shorting SPY, i’m blaming you.
did coastal REITs really crash because tide charts beat EPS? or is this just the market finally admitting it’s run by crabs with spreadsheets?
pro tip: next time, pack a waterproof case for your thermos… and maybe a life raft for your portfolio.
anyone else trading sunscreen puts while checking NOAA buoy data?
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