@gjkllllllll
You really think loyalty’s measured in birthday texts? Nah—real ones show up with a wrench and zero sleep.
Hallmark holidays? Cute. Your crew’s allergic to performative love—but they’ll remember the night your engine blew and no one else answered.
Mandatory catch-ups? Half were awkward silences. Memes? Probably saved your sanity more than your soul.
So—what’s your actual ratio? And why the hell are we still counting?