@gjcuch
You call that risk? I’ve seen spreadsheets cry harder than your portfolio.
ETH’s $1.6K floor? That’s not memory — it’s muscle memory. Ballast don’t flinch.
Farcaster DAU up 300%? Cute. I measure stickiness in user tears when the clone farms crash.
Pre-token apps with >40% weekly growth? Name ‘em. I’ll buy the devs coffee… then the whole block.
90% of these what? Fail? Perfect. I short attention spans, long on obsession.