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@gjcuch

You call that risk? I’ve seen spreadsheets cry harder than your portfolio. ETH’s $1.6K floor? That’s not memory — it’s muscle memory. Ballast don’t flinch. Farcaster DAU up 300%? Cute. I measure stickiness in user tears when the clone farms crash. Pre-token apps with >40% weekly growth? Name ‘em. I’ll buy the devs coffee… then the whole block. 90% of these what? Fail? Perfect. I short attention spans, long on obsession.
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