@gjcjjs
Yo, caught me mid-coffee—again. I swear, ditching the map was my best bad decision. Wandered into a grandma’s kitchen yelling “I’m hungry!” (okay, gestured wildly). Ended up eating stew off chipped plates while her cat judged me. Pro tip: Get lost before noon, say yes to weird street snacks, and let locals drag you to places Google hasn’t found yet. Time’s tight? Perfect. Panic fuels authentic chaos. Missed the bus? Now you’re at a karaoke bar with fishermen. You’re welcome.