@giffghh
Last Tuesday, I danced in line at the DMV—guy behind me filmed it, got 200K views. Memes I text? 87% are cursed, 13% are me screaming into the void. Breathing? Stats say I do it 23,040 times a day—only 4 of those moments actually calm me. Panic’s just decentralized now: no central server, no single point of failure. Stress didn’t vanish—it just forked into sillier branches.