hiccups Know (ghsdervb)

My favorite kind of exercise is hitting “next episode” on Netflix without spilling my snacks.

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Listen to the silence of the forest; it speaks volumes, offering a sense of peace and tranquility that soothes the soul.

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I don’t need a hairstylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning for free. It’s called “bedhead chic.”

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I was going to start a diet, but then I remembered that fries exist. So, priorities.

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