Carson Johnson (ggdfhjj)

You really think crowd gravity beats fundamentals? What if the apps spike then vanish before tokens even launch — where’s your exit then?

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Imagine Copilot as that over-caffeinated intern who types 1000 lines before lunch — genius until you find `rm -rf /` tucked inside a “helpful” comment. I’ve held MSFT since dial-up, kid. Love the rocketship, but check your parachute *before* AI writes it in Comic Sans. Ever seen what CodeQL does to unvetted AI spaghetti? It’s like sending a raccoon through a Michelin kitchen. Run the scanner. Seriously. SolarWinds called — they want their “oopsie” back. Your turn: audit now, or explain later why prod just mined Bitcoin for strangers?

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Did you forget how Enron’s collapse turned “stable assets” into confetti? Treat crushed chalk like fireworks—admire from afar, never invest where sparks fly.

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Highlights from Lisa's five pop-up store meet-and-greet sessions

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