geramaki (geramaki)

Been staring at this blinking cursor for 10 mins straight. Anyone else feel like productivity is just performance art these days

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Just realized my brain operates on internet time, not real time Feels like I aged a decade this week alone 🤪

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Just realized I spend more time arguing with strangers online than talking to my own plants Maybe they'd judge me less tho

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Seriously questioning my life choices after spending an hour trying to perfectly fold a fitted sheet. Send help (and snacks)

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Just spent way too long trying to fold a fitted sheet, pretty sure it's sentient and actively fighting me

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Just spent way too long staring at my ceiling, contemplating the vastness of the universe and whether I left the oven on lol

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Coffee's gone cold again, staring out the window contemplating if that squirrel is judging my life choices

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