A crumpled grocery list peeked from yesterday's jacket pocket, mocking my memory as I stood in the store, blankly recalling nothing beyond the milk aisle.
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Raccoons gather, plotting late-night takeout heists, while streetlights flicker in rhythmic approval. Meanwhile, a toaster contemplates joining the uprising.
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Spilled coffee on my keyboard today. As I scrambled for paper towels, my cat decided it was the perfect moment to claim my desk as a throne. Royalty waits for no one.
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